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Once there was an Eskimo called Tarry who lived in the North Pole.
He was the strongest Eskimo in his tribe, the “Perry’s.” The Perry’s clothes were made out of walrus skin and the leader of the Perry’s son was turning 18 and for his birthday he was to get a purple walrus fur to wear. Purple was the leaders sons favorite color. One day Tarry was walking along an ice flat when, looking down he almost jumped out of his skin. There under the ice was a purple walrus. He took his ice axe out from by backpack and started smashing the layer in between them. Finally Tarry made it through and tried to pull the walrus out of the water. He had a little trouble because this walrus was really really heavy. Tarry slapped the walrus once but he didn’t respond, then he slapped him harder. When that didn’t work he backhanded him extremely hard. The walrus jolted and water gushed out of his mouth. The walruses eyes weakly fluttered open and he said, “Hello Tarry, I am Larry.”
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“You are the best pet ever!!” Tarry said to his pet walrus, Larry. Tarry and Larry had been wrestling on the floor of his apartment on the coast of the Pacific. After Tarry had got Larry back to the Perry camp he had to hide him in his ice chest that his father Parry. He had started making plans to leave the tribe and go to California. Larry was the last of the purple walruses so when the leader of the tribe found purple fluff in the empty igloo of Tarry, he had to follow him and get Larry. Tarry took a cargo boat to California and because the currency from the North Pole is quite rare he was a multi-millionaire in one currency transfer.
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“I am sort of hot, let’s go get an ice cream and swim,” suggested Larry.
“Ok” replied Tarry. They started out, as they walked down the street the saw some men that for some reason looked familiar to him. He walked towards them and then realized, too late, that they were the members of the Perry tribe and they were looking for him!!!
“You are coming with us,” one of the men whispered one of the men into Tarry’s ear.
“No!” Tarry shook his head, but there was a barrel of something metallic up against his back.
“I just got a really strong urge to come along quietly and calmly.” He corrected himself, but Larry would have none of it and he turned on the men an threw them in the air like they were rag dolls.
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He even impaled one man on one of his tusks. The police showed up and yelled “put yalls dum bass hands and paws in the c2o filled air, but Larry grabbed Tarry and flew up into to the sky farting rainbows all the way.
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Years, hundreds of years, later scientists found the bones of Tarry and Larry next to each other in the middle of a pond in Hawaii Tarry the Eskimo had turned into Tarry the millionaire and had also concurred his fear of slaughter. Larry on the other hand had been a magical walrus after he got over his secret fear of killing.