I know that I won’t need to read this again
But just in case you forget here it is

Remember don’t drive drunk, get a self driving car.
Stupid stuff sometimes is what makes life worth living.
And if you ever try to write a book, DON’T HAND WRITE IT!!!!!!!
Seriously your hand writing will still be unreadable.
Never lose your sense of humor. You will always make others laugh.

Wear the Old Spice with pride. That adds to your odds of getting a girl.
Never wear AXE don’t even give it a thought.
Live life with the glass half full. Then you’ll be able to make it more full.
And remember give yourself a pat on the back.
Continue to act so sometimes you can just fake how you feel.
Finally don’t redo the mistakes in the Shakespeare class. We don’t need another surprise.