Don’t go off the path or Bear will eat you

Don’t go behind the alley or Wolverine will

Greet you

Beat you

Eat you

Then excrete you

Don’t Be be a Hill-billy Hoodlum

Don’t Bother Batman or your night will darken

Don’t talk to the pirate for he is on a diet

Don’t acknowledge Eddie for he is on duty

If you see the monkey then you can get funky

If you cross Sir James join in on the games

If you catch the Birdman put him in the van

But he will probably catch you then

Latch you

Scratch you

And mixmatch you

So whatever you do

Listen to me

And don’t go off the path