Once upon a time me and my mom were walking on the beach,

We saw a mermaid singing on a rock,

It sounded so beautiful we sang to,

It was a song when you mainly talk.

My mom loved the song the mermaid was singing,

I thought it sounded weird,

We found out it was a guy,

And that he had a beard.

We swam out to meet him,

We thought he had a tail and that he was aware,

But when we got there,

We found out he was only wearing under wear.

When we got there we were so embarrassed,

He had a chainsaw,

And guess who I found out it was,

MY GRANDPA!!!

THE END!!!