The perfect day is waking up with 100 pounds of bacon and french toast sitting on my bedside table.  I gobble it down in less than 3 minutes.  Next, I carry my puppy around.  Her name is Lily and she’s a beautiful Australian shepherd.  We go outside to play fetch and once we’re bored, we hop on a unicorn!

Now, this is not just any unicorn.  My unicorn is rainbow colored with gold-feathered wings who can fly anywhere in the entire galaxy.  His name is Kevin and he can shoot a laser out of his horn; this horn can also pick up anything with its magical, magnetic powers.

While on the unicorn, Lily and I have Kevin pick up a frozen yogurt stand and transport it back to my awesome treehouse.  We head back home.  Lily stands guard so no enemies can climb the ladder.  Kevin flies around the roof to keep watch.  Now, this is not just any ordinary treehouse.  Mine has air conditioning, video games, walkie-talkies, zip lines, sling shots, water balloons and now, an endless supply of frozen yogurt.

I then have Kevin pick up my friends Eric, Tom, Brian, Xavier, Nick, and Josh.  A fun fact: my unicorn Kevin is able to carry up to 50 people on his back.  They join me in the treehouse.  All of a sudden, we see Justin Beiber walking by with a crowd of paparazzi behind him.  My friends and I yell, “Open Fire!”  We throw all of our water balloons at the crowd below.  P.S. We had a stash of over 2,000 balloons!

We then decide to zip line 500 feet across to my private paint ball arena.  My arena has a perimeter of 7 miles.  It has a gold floor and every color of paint you can think of.  We battle the enemy paint ball team and win!  Total Domination.  It’s time for lunch.

We go out for pizza and hamburgers made by my private chef, Mushi Pah.  Tom orders a seven foot pizza drowning in extra cheese.  Eric orders a hamburger that’s 3 feet wide topped with a pound of mustard.  The rest of us share a king size pizza (king size means the pizza is 10 feet by 10 feet).  Yum.  Leftovers it is.

My friends are so full from our gigantic lunch, they all enter into a food coma and decide to go home.  I’m still ready to go!  I decide it’s time to go skydiving!  I hop on my unicorn and tell Kevin to fly as high as he can.  I had already made a parachute out of old blankets and cellophane the day before.  It’s time to test it out.   I jump off Kevin’s back and hope that I make it safely to the ground.  I pull the chord made out of indigo yarn and POP!  The parachute opens and I fall safely into my neighbor’s yard.

My neighbor yells, “Scram!”  I run out of his yard and around to the front of my house.  Parked in the driveway is a brand-new green Lamborghini – a gift from my mom and dad.  They come out of the front door and yell “Surprise!”  They hand me my very own driver’s license.  I get in the sports car and pick up Lilly, my puppy, and Kevin, my magical unicorn.  They’re still at the treehouse eating frozen yogurt.  They hop in.

Together, the three of us drive to “The Cliff.”  Surfers paddle in the water below us, catching their last waves.  I look out at the setting sun and say to myself, “Best day ever!”