Meh

This book was written by a Nobel Prize winner. She

crawled out of an oyster and into out world of civilized literature

Happy to be here, I bet

Pleased to make the world’s acquaintance.

 

There is a boy. I do not know

who he is, perhaps a son?

I think the one who stands next to him, towers above him is

a girl; maybe a daughter?

And she is next to flowers, and duh, those are

butterflies.

 

Yeah, this cover makes no

sense. Where are my main characters? Where is

the earth that sustained them?

It’s not like I enjoyed this book, but

I take this very personally. Hey,

you know who else would feel this way?

Wang Lung, rolling over in his grave!

Haikus

How to Read Boys

I read between the lines
He says it’s not working out
He means he hates me

How I Broke

Watch, she is dancing 
Cha-cha, mambo, foxtrot, waltz
She snaps, a clean break.

How to grow

I did love flowers
Before I aged unloving
Withered, skinny soul

 

 

She’s Like the Wind: an Analysis

Love songs are my favorites. As a die-hard romantic, I go crazy for everything that’s corny, cheesy, oozing sap, or despicably cliche. That’s why I love the song She’s Like the Wind by Patrick Swayze. It’s so intense, romantically! Well, it doesn’t hurt that the song was featured in Dirty Dancing, which is the best movie ever and also stars Patrick Swayze. Of course, that’s a bit off topic, as the song actually came before Dirty Dancing, and the themes of the song and the movie can only be compared very loosely. I won’t go on any more about spectacular movies, though. The message of the song is what’s important right now. The speaker is talking about the girl he’s in love with. It’s a sad song, because he is singing about how he doesn’t think he’s good enough for her, and I have to say, there’s nothing like good, solid tragedy portrayed in the crooning voice of Patrick Swayze to make a girl swoon. Or want to watch Dirty Dancing until her brain rots and oozes out of her ears in slimy, quivering globules of romance-fried jello. Either one.

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Train jumps tracks, 32 hurt at Chicago’s O’Hare airport

On Monday, the Chicago Transit Authority Blue Line train didn’t stop at the end of the line at its station in Chicago’s O’Hare International Airport and climbed an escalator. National Transportation Safety Board investigator Tim DePaepe says he has never seen an accident like this before. No one was seriously hurt. 32 people had minor injuries, and almost all have already been released. The train operator has not been released, though, and NTSB experts will speak to her when she is to determine the cause of the crash, as well as study footage from station cameras.

Okay, first, let me just say that I have no idea how to pronounce DePaepe, but that is a freaking cool name. Second, I always find it sort of cool when two totally different machines randomly interact in a total moment of coincidence, like the train and elevator in this situation. My classmate Holland can’t believe a train can go up an escalator. The author had no bias.

Current Event Write Up: Divergent Interview

The stars of Divergent, a new movie, have given their testimonials on general life decisions, including the choice to be in Divergent. Theo James says he thinks it is “pointless to conceptualize [what it will be like to play a role].” He and Shailene Woodley say they are not dating, but they are good friends. They talk about trying to make big decisions as well. James says he thinks his sense of self helps him make such decisions. Woodley talks a lot about how she wants to conserve water, and how she really likes camping after learning a lot about indigenous cultures.

I think that Theo James does not seem intelligent. At all. He actually seems kind of full of it to me, although I guess that’s presumptuous, as I wasn’t at the interview. Also, Shailene Woodley’s attempt to preserve water and live natural is really cool. Also, the movie looks really bad. Jesse thinks that movie stars starring in a book film can get really full of themselves. The interviewer seemed to like both of the stars, although it is hard to tell, because, could she really say if she didn’t?

Uganda Passes Anti-gay Bill

Ugandan president Yoweri Museveni passed into law an anti-gay bill that states that homosexual acts are punishable by years in prison on Monday. Gay acts were illegal in Uganda even before the bill was passed; now, some of these acts are even punishable by life in prison. Museveni did take out the death penalty originally included in the bill. The reason he has passed this law is because he thinks homosexuality, bisexuality, and transgender people are wrong, and he thinks these things are a choice, and does not want his country’s morals to be affected by the U.S.’s wishes. However, this has badly damaged Uganda’s relationship with the U.S., who is one of the country’s largest donors.

What do I think? This reminds me of a paper my brother has to write on whether or not Japanese internment camps were wrong. Yes, they were wrong. That is pretty much the only answer to that question, in my opinion. So yes, Museveni needs to get his head out of his judgmental @$$ and wake up to the fact that his way of life is not the only one. Homosexuality, bisexuality, and being transgender are not choices. They are not sicknesses. Museveni is the only one who is sick in this situation. My friend Scarlett doesn’t believe in laws against sexuality and thinks that it is dumb to damage his country’s relationship with the U.S. just for his beliefs. She thinks it should have been voted on. The author showed no bias.

Prepositional Phrase Song

Because of you

I’ll never stray too far from the sidewalk

And because of you

I’ve learned to play on the safe side so I don’t get hurt

And because of you under the bridge downtown

Is where I drew some blood

Under the bridge downtown

I could not get enough

Under the bridge downtown

Forgot about my love

Under the bridge downtown it’s just a drop in the ocean

A change in the weather

I was praying that somewhere over the rainbow

Way up high, there’s a land that I heard of once in my life I’ve loved them all

With or without you

Without you, it’ll all get better in time

Even though I really loved you

I get by with a little help from my friends

Oh, I get hii-i-Theee answer, my friends, is blowin’ in the wind

The answer is on the boulevard of broken dreams

Where the city sleeps

And I’m the only one and I am on my own, pretending he’s beside me

All alone, I walk with him until we’re halfway there

Whoa, livin’ on a prayer

Take my hand, we’ll make it, I’ve been waiting for a girl like you

To come into my life

So, thank you for the music, the songs I’m singing

Thanks for all the joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun

But the wine and the song like the seasons are the reason for the teardrops on my guitar

The only thing that keeps me wishing on a wishing star while my guitar gently weeps

At the end of the day I fell into a burning ring of fire

I fell down by the river 

I shot my baby one more time of your life in a northern town.  

The End.  

Adapted from the lyrics of Because of You by Kelly Clarkson, Under the Bridge by The Red Hot Chili Peppers, A Drop in the Ocean by Ron Pope, Somewhere Over the Rainbow by Israel Kamakawiko’ole, In My Life by The Beatles, With or Without You by U2, Without You by David Guetta, Better in Time by Leona Lewis, With a Little Help from My Friends by the Beatles, Blowin’ in the Wind by Bob Dylan, Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day, On My Own from the musical Les Miserables, Livin’ on a Prayer by Bon Jovi, I’ve Been Waiting for a Girl Like You by Foreigner, Thank You for the Music by Abba, Seasons in the Sun by Terry Jacks, Teardrops on My Guitar by Taylor Swift, While My Guitar Gently Weeps by The Beatles, At the end of the Day from the musical Les Miserables, Burning Ring of Fire by Johnny Cash, Down by the River by Neil Young, Baby One More Time by Britney Spears, Time of Your Life by Green Day, Life in a Northern Town by The Dream Academy, and The Story of us by Taylor Swift.

Vietnam

They were soldiers

or boys, if you prefer

carrying guns like men because that’s what grown ups do, right

and they said goodbye to mom and dad and 

they set off. And

they sailed into an alien solar system with bullets in their guns and steel in their eyes

and they set down in their metal birds and they weren’t used to all the green there

so much green on

this alien planet

so it, the jungle I mean, swallowed them up because they were soft and unknowing  

and it hungered for muted colors

like gray

and then the jungle was calm and soft and dull

and empty for a long time.

 

 

But

soldiers quickly

turn

from gray to green, you know

and they grew branches instead of arms and legs

and their soft brown hair spiraled into floppy green leaves

and their soft pink skin grew hard and brown

and their roots dug into the ground and held firm and powerful

and there they stood

desperate 

and angry

for many, many

years

And that was their skin.

And they waited. 

 

 

And a long time after they dug their roots in, after they sprouted leaves and branches, when they were all asleep

a jet sailed through the air like a crow

or a hawk or

maybe a raven even

and the horizon flooded tangerine

tangerine clouds.

And the sleeping trees opened their eyes

which were really just knots in their bark and they said

what is that?

and the ugly orange cloud seeped toward them and they tried to run but
but

their roots were dug too deep in the alien planet, too deep in the

filthy,

barren dirt

and they stood there stuck in the ground

thrashing and

waiting

helpless

for the cloud

in the distance

creeping

creeping

closer.

and one tree, smaller than the rest

he imagined that if he could still smell, he would taste oranges in the air

and he closed his eyes and he imagined his home.

and then, then he could smell but

all his nose filled with was gas and

his branches turned back into limbs but

they were too weak to hold him

and 

he fell and

his sockets, they came back but his eyes were just scorched ash

and

he screamed through his dead mouth

and

the trees, they watched through their ashy sockets as they grew soft and pink and just boys again

they watched as their hard brown skin peeled off and left them raw

they watched as their bodies burned

and they were left ravaged 

and stolen

and dead inside

in the alien jungle.

 

 

And many years later

Some of them were

back home but

changed

and some of them were

scrawled on a tall V planted in

the ground

and some of them were forgotten and

left broken in the alien jungle that they were left to call home

and some were just fine.

but in the end

After trees and

jungles and

gas and

scars

and guns

all were men

if you know what I mean.

 

 

 

 

 

 

Interview with a Vietnam Veteran

For a project in class, we had to interview a veteran from Vietnam. Since Ms. Christensen’s father was in Vietnam as a young man, we skyped him and asked him some of our questions, which are below, along with their answers.

1. Did you know you would be in the war when you heard about the draft? How did you feel when you heard about it, and how did you feel when you were drafted?

Mr. Christensen told me that he didn’t expect to be in the war or expect to be drafted. This was because, since he was in college, for four years he received a deferment, which meant he didn’t have to go to war. However, after that, he didn’t get another deferment, and before he knew it or had time to think, he was heading off to Vietnam, which he says was very overwhelming, but he was able to handle.

2. What sorts of people did you meet in the war? Do you still know any of them?

He was outdistanced from many of his fellow soldiers, but he does still have a very good friend from the war named Fred, and they still see each other sometimes. The two met in training and got to know each other well. Fred, who was an engineer in the war, was actually in combat, unlike Mr. Christensen.

3. Before you were drafted, did you feel like we should be in the war or not? Did your feelings change once you were in Vietnam or after you got back? Why or why not?

He was a dove before, which he felt was ignorant on his part because he didn’t know what it was like to be fighting in the war. After his service, he was a hawk, although he felt many mistakes were made in how the war was handled.

4. Were you surprised by the culture in Vietnam, or did you know what it was going to be like? What did you think about the culture?

He didn’t know what it was going to be like in Vietnam. The Vietnamese way of life was a new, alien culture, but eventually he got used to it, and he feels his experiences in the war were the foundation of his life.

5. Looking back, do you think the war was necessary? Why or why not?

He says that he cannot second-guess his decisions. He doesn’t know if the whole war was necessary, but he does know that we had obligations to the South Vietnamese that we couldn’t ignore.