I went to sleep

I had a dream

I was killing zombies in a video game.

Still in my dream.

Then I started killing real zombies

still in my dream.

Then I woke up.

Only to find that I was.

Still in my dream.

A dream within a dream.

I go into my yard.

Still in my dream.

My neighbor is riding his jeep in his yard.

Without pants.

Still in my dream.

He gives me a ride to my house.

Still in my dream.

It was awkward.

Then I woke up.

I fell back asleep.

The End.