Once in a land far far away lived Billy Bones. He was a pirate. One day the treasure map lead him to target. He followed the map to the toy isle. He got a toy treasure chest and opened it. There was a note. It said YOU FELL FOR IT! He got so mad he destroyed the entire store! Then outside the store in a little ally he saw          the marks X,Y, and Z. “Z marks the spot”, he said. So he started digging but found nothing. Then the dumbest pirate who sailed the seas [named crazy headed jack] walked by tripped and his head hit the letter X, hard. little bits of dirt flew everywhere unveiling a treasure chest. “Well look E here treasure!” said crazy headed jack. Billy Bones got so mad he ripped the map and yelled at the top of his lungs, OH COME ON!!!!

After he calmed down [10 years later] he got a new map that lead him to a new place…THE AMAZON RAINFOREST! The treasure was high up in a tree, so he took archery lessons and shot it  down. Luckily it landed on a log in the river, but when he grabbed it the log moved it wasn’t a log, it was a giant,starving,hairy [not really], crocodile! “AAAHHHHHHH!!!!!”, he said. The croc chased him until it gave up. So he looked around for the treasure but he had dropped it and the croc ate it! He was fuming for the rest of his days. Now don’t ask Billy Bones about his adventures, he’ll just frown at you and say,”SCAT GET OUT OF MY HOUSE”!