To watch Jeffery set up explosives was wonderful and a little terrifying. Jeffery was blowing up the ice-cream shop that didn’t have any sprinkles. Jeffery blew it up and tried to look cool walking away an but he miserably failed. Jeffery came home to his wife Rebecca. They both liked watermelons. Jeffry likes to write books with random strangers. In fact you’re reading one right now! Jeffery co authored this book. Jeffery and Rebecca decided to go out. “We should go to the thrift shop to see if we can buy a thrift.”, said Jeffery “That sounds like a good idea,” said Rebecca “But I would like to ask you one thing. What’s a thrift”, Jeffery thought for a a long time and responded by saying, “I don’t know but we should go to find out”. Little did they know that by shopping for a thrift they would get involved in a whole new world of crime. And it was not just run by one man or was just one branch of it. It was a gang who had influence all over the world

Al Degers was sitting in a warehouse. He knew Greader was coming from the south to help him solve the puzzle. They were in a group called Degree for men. They sprayed their iconic symbol of a skull in the center of a flower. Just then from out side Degers herd a squeal of tires. He pulled out his game in case of police or worse Degree, the group he had broken off from. But to his relief it was Greader. He had brought the final piece of the machine. Now it would take the T.H.R.I.F.T. out of hiding T.H.R.I.F.T. stood for The Happy Ray In Full Throttle. In a summary, it was a weapon. Greader put on the final peace of the puzzle. He pushed the button. The screen said that the T.H.R.I.F.T. will appear in two minuets at the nearby thrift shop. Well that was an ironic location. And the gang set out to go get the T.H.R.I.F.T. so they could unleash havoc across the globe.

Jeffry arrived at the thrift shop. So he went to Walmart and then came back the whole process took him two minuets. When he walked in he saw a hat made of metal. Jeffery bout he the hat. He walked out side eating a burrito that he randomly found on the ground. He was told not to eat floor food because the termites would get him for that. But Jeffery didn’t listen. He was illegally blind. Just then a big group of cars turned the conner. A group of semi-intimidating men came out and ran into the store they threw over books and stuff. Jeffery just causally flew away. He ate a hot dog through his ear then he put the Thrift on his jello head. Suddenly the world changed Jeffery knew everything about everything. He knew actually math. He took it off. As quick ad the knowledge appeared it faded. Jeffery had found something amazing.

Al Degers was infuriated to find that there was no T.H.R.I.F.T. How could it not be here. Then he took a look a his T.H.R.I.F.T. tracker. He saw that the T.H.R.I.F.T. was moving. Somebody had already taken it. “Greader I need you to follow the person who has taken the T.H.R.I.F.T.,” ordered Al Degers. “I want them found a killed. Nothing shall get in my way of victory”.

Jeffery was flying home when he began to sense a presence that was following him at about 62.34 miles per hour. That meant that they would get to him in about 15.5 minuets. Just then a strong wind blew off the thrift. Jeffery was back to his non-non-non-not at all-smart self. Jeffery went to Jello Cafe. He got raspberry flavored Jello. Just then Jeffery head a squeal of tires outside. He looked out to see some kind of gang. They looked right at Jeffery aimed their guns and fired. The bullets hit Jeffery right in the chest. However as you know Jeffery is to stupid to die so he ejected all of the bullets right at them. One of the bullets hit the car and it hit the van’s motor. The explosion propelled Jeffery down into the sky. Jeffery doesn’t know up or down. He just knows two sides and that it that side and that way. Jeffery then decided to head home.

Al Degers walked thought the damage. He saw his men lying on the ground. Some got hit with a gun and some were knocked out from the explosion. What kind of mastermind was this Jeffery. He looked at the bruises. They all had some of the bruises that would cause amminiesia. He knew that because he made those bruises when he found a murder witness. This Jeffery was a genius. He must be working with the C.I.A. or something. From the looks of it he was a big inconvenience. That would change very soon.

Jeffery came home. “Rebecca I found the thrift!” It’s a type of hat. Jeffery put on the T.H.R.I.F.T. Then Jeffery horns drooped, he grew a very formal mustache and he was very poetic. “Oh Rebecca. Oh Rebecca Where is thou beauty. By stair or by star I shall find thee.” “I’m coming down the stairs voice that sounds like Jeffery but is more poetic. I’m coming and then I’m going and then I’m coming back” said Rebecca. “Every second without your voice my ears bleed, every second I don’t see you I ‘m in an eternity of pain and agony. Without your-” I said that I was coming.” yelled Rebecca. Just then there was a loud screech outside. A man steeped out he was wearing a dark had. “He dare challenge me for the hand of the fair Rebecca. I’ll get on my cloths and prepare for a duel.”

amminiesia Degers examined the house. He knew that Jeffery was inside and he had the T.H.R.I.F.T. He was going to enjoy beating this Jeffery. He wanted to know what this Jeffery was like. Suddenly the door burst open. This weird looking dragon who  was wearing Shakespeare clothing. He was also holding a sword. Then he yelled,

“You challenge me for the fair Rebecca.

If you fight me, your death is guaranteed

For her I would gladly go to Mecca

So I would destroy all of your greed.

Her voice is music to both my ears

My heart swoons when ever I hear her name

When I’m with her I can fight all my fears

And in her presence you are really lame

So if you want to fight me fight me now

For with my sword I will slice you to bits

Me and my sword shall fight and teach you how

But when I beat you don’t throw any fits

So look around because this is the end

I now swing my sword to kill you, my friend”

Jeffery was prepared to fight him. He was extremely poetic and honorable. However he was different. “Jeffery I will fight you now” He pulled out a gun and shot right at his head. The bullets hit the metal cap that Jeffery was wearing. This must have done something to him because his snout grew out, his skin turned dark red, his horns grew very pointy, and he was growing by the second. Al Degers had just activated the T.H.R.I.F.T. and Jeffery was in control of it. He let out a breath of red fire right at him. He jumped out of the way and emptied his gun at Jeffery. The bullets bounced harmlessly off him. He jumped into his van and drove as fast as he could. He knew that he had to prepare for war.

Jeffery was mad. He began to breath fire at the van. He would destroy the pest that had fired his gun at him. He let out a roar that made all who heard it freeze in terror. He flapped his mighty wings and began to chase after the van. That man had invaded his lair and now he would pay. The van turned onto the freeway. This would not stop Jeffery. He grabbed the van with his razor sharp claws. He picked up the van and blew in all of the fire he could conjure up. Then he looked at the ground and saw the man running. He flew down and chase him right into a zoo. He was on him when suddenly he heard somebody yell, “Snow cone” something then hit him in the head and he returned to himself.

Jeffery’s friend from collage could not believe his eyes. Some old guy had made a website about him and all of the other tree octopuses.  Suddenly  his office door opened. It was Arnold the petting zoo walrus. “Jeffery’s friend from college, You’ll never guess who I have just found.” Jeffery’s friend from college respond by saying “Is it popzoball the pancake man.” Arnold responded by saying, “No it’s your friend from college, Jeffery!” Jeffery’s friend from collage was so happy. He changed his name for Jeffery when they were in college. Jeffrey then lumbered in the room. Jeffery liked to lumber because he wanted to be like a tree.

Jeffry ran up to Jeffery’s friend from college and gave him a tree octopus hug. He didn’t give him a bear hug because he wasn’t a bear. The two of them sat down a told each other what was going on in their lives. Jeffery’s friend from college had begun running a zoo. Arnold was a walrus that was in the petting zoo. However lately he was getting harassed by a gang run by a man named Al Degers. Jeffrey told him that he had something that could help. He then pulled out the T.H.R.I.F.T. Arnold then said, “I know what that is, it’s a cereal bowl for your milkshakes. You should wear it to show people that you need to eat water”. “Oh yeah” said Jeffery.

Rebecca was worried. She found some torn up Shakespeare clothing, some bullets and a large ring of fire. This could only mean one thing. Jeffery had see a sun flower. When Jeffery see a sun flower he tears up Shakespeare clothing, sets a circle on fire, throws bullets everywhere. Then he flies off to find somebody who he knows.Rebecca flew of to find some of Jeffery’s old friends. She found Joseph the lama. He said that he hadn’t seen Jeffery any were but he volunteered to help. Rebecca then went to the badger. He hadn’t seen Jeffery since he made the inflatable hot dogs. They left and then they began to wonder where Jeffery was. Then Rebecca had an epiphany. Jeffery must have gone off to see Jeffery’s friend from college. So Rebecca and Joseph to find Jeffrey’s friend from collage.

Al degers was in shock. He was expecting Jeffery to be a part of the C.I.A. or something else. Instead Jeffrey was an extremely aggressive dragon. How could he take on that? He would need his entire gang to defeat Jeffery. He pulled out his phone and dialed a number. He put the phone up to his face and said, ” Hello Greader I need you to assemble the gang. Not just in this neighborhood but from the in tire world. Ask for most of our men  to come here. We will crush this Jeffery.”

Jeffery was sitting in the his chair that wasn’t his. He liked pickles so he ate some chess burgers. Jeffery needed to eat some water. So Jeffery put on the T.H.R.I.F.T. Suddenly Jeffery felt like he need to rap so he did a little tap. He then put on his cloths which were backwards hat, some sunglasses, a gold chain, and he grew a gruff beard that looked kinda weird. Jeffery was now a rapper and a was ready to teach a peach that the beach had at least one leach.

Greader was on the trail of Jeffery. He knew that this Jeffery charter was an extreme danger  to the whole gang. Greader wanted to make sure that this Jeffery was worth all of this trouble. He arrived at Jeffery’s friend from collage’s zoo. Just then he saw a dragon that had some rapper cloths on. Greader asked the dragon “Do you know a Dragon named Jeffery?”. The dragon responded by saying, “I don’t know who this Jeffery is. I’m Jeƒƒe®¥ da rapper.  Now excuse me but I have to go hang out with my peps.” Honestly Jeffery was using a disguise. This was not the red violet dragon Al Degers was talking about. They aimed their guns at  him. Suddenly Jeffery thew a beat box at his head. He fell over and the wind was knocked right out of him. Then Jeffery began to violently snapping towards him.He then thew a punch right at Jeffery’s head. Suddenly he began to change.

Jeffery was now a hamster. He wanted hand grenades. So then he began to throw them  by making them out of thin air. He then found a new weapon and began to using. It was a rocket launcher. He Shot Grader in the chest and he went flying backwards. Then his hamster urges disappeared. Along with his T.H.R.I.F.T. Greader had stolen it. Oh well he could buy another. Just then Jeffery’s friend form college came over. He was eating pink walnuts that were purple. He then said, “I want the to eat a cheeses burger with a orange lettuce.”  Arnold then ate his own footlong. “Hey Jeffery do you want to eat some chicken with me”. “OK I’ll get some with you” Jeffery was now in even more danger than before.

Greader ran into the room. He had the T.H.R.I.F.T. in his hands. Now he could appease Al Degers once and for all. “Al Degers I have the T.H.I.F.T. for you” yelled Greader. “Why do you need to tell me that. I already have it. And now I have now need for you”. He pulled out his gun and fired.  Now that Greader was dead.He put on the T.H.R.I.F.T.  Al Degers now liked chicken. He then died. So he got kneecap surgery on his forehead. After all Al Degers was now to stupid to die.

Jeffery, whose eyes had just burnt down and were under re-re-re construction, was hungry for some eye fish. Just then there was a flare across the sky. It was Jeffery’s friend from college’s new homemade gassy bomb that was on fire. Arnold was eating his own mouth and growing it back. Joseph was playing tic-tac-checker-chess. In other words everything was normal. Then a big multi one colored person came from the ground. It was Al Degers in a chicken haterz hat of solivet Russia.  Al Degers V.S. Jeffery in the ultimate fight of stupidity.

Joseph didn’t know what to do. He saw the fight that was going on. It was between the fat guy and the porta-potty door. Then he saw the new battle between Jeffery and Al Degers. He now had a new purpose in life. He would disarm Al Degers with a hot dog bun. He thew it in between the two of them. This then cause the T.H.R.I.F.T. to link to the both of them. Now they were linked in personalities. This was a battle of personalities.

Al Degers saw the hot dog bun fly in front of him. So he ate the color purple. Jeffery, who liked purple, charged at him and made him eject purple and then shoved a yellow pickledilly down his throat. He was outraged by this so he pressed the button on his head.

Jeffery was angry. He was turning a dark red. He saw his opponent growing into some greek armor. He has a giant sword in his hand. He let out his fiery breath of rage right at Al Degers. He then began to hack and slash at him. He must have hit a button because then they started to use hand grenades to fight. They had a hamster-like look. Jeffery hit the T.H.R.I.F.T. and it sent Al Degers flying backwards. Jeffery deiced to use his new weapon… The Drill-a-tron500. He let it loose and it began to drill  right under Al Degers. He jumped out of the way. Jeffery’s friend from college yanked off the THRIFT and then Joseph and Arnold pushed him right into the hole. The Rebecca came out of the sky and dropped a rock on the hole. Al Degers had been trapped beneath the surface of the earth.

Jeffery and Rebecca ran towards each other. They had survived another sequel. They decided to stop ripping off the ending for the last two books went to the Jedi hot dog stand and ate jabba the hot dog. They were going to live in happiness… until the final sequel. The end.