Old spice is a thing of power
That’s for every man
And it comes in forms of all kind
like a body spray can.
And smells best when AXE is in its presence
And it will always overpower
It’s like AXE is trying to fail
In every single shower
I’ve smelt it in the Target
And even in Walmart.
So when I hear Old Spice call
I put it in my cart.
The trees in nature
Grow their roots freely in dirt
Undisturbed by man
The green lush valley
Is home to many animals
roaming wild and free
The rolling hillside
Has a forest of bright green
Moving in the wind
I know that I won’t need to read this again
But just in case you forget here it is
Remember don’t drive drunk, get a self driving car.
Stupid stuff sometimes is what makes life worth living.
And if you ever try to write a book, DON’T HAND WRITE IT!!!!!!!
Seriously your hand writing will still be unreadable.
Never lose your sense of humor. You will always make others laugh.
Wear the Old Spice with pride. That adds to your odds of getting a girl.
Never wear AXE don’t even give it a thought.
Live life with the glass half full. Then you’ll be able to make it more full.
And remember give yourself a pat on the back.
Continue to act so sometimes you can just fake how you feel.
Finally don’t redo the mistakes in the Shakespeare class. We don’t need another surprise.
I am from body spray
from polar and swagger
I am from the hardwood floors the smell of old spice after a shower.
I am from the grass
The weeds in the lower yard and the old telephone pole
with the old tree house on top
and an old wooden ladder leading to the top
I’m from the smiles and the jokes.
|From Sandy and Steve
I’m from Jumping and laughing
and from little brother piggyback
I’m from don’t pick your nose and put on deodorant.
From Edelweiss and Do you hear the people sing
I’m from Sharp hospital and america
Ribs and salmon
The time a mouton goat almost rammed us of a trail
The thin passage between rock and falling
The pictures on the walls and the posters in our room
form all the shows I did. Les Miserables and footloose.
I can’t wait for all the memories to come.
By Broy McClure
The melting pot of the world Land of hot dogs and cheese burgers. The guards of liberty and justice for all
They tell me you are idiots and I know because I have seen the Youtube videos that you made, and one who was a sock monkey who was half drunk walking down the street And they say that you are selfish. I know that this is also true because we use manipulation and trickery to get what we want. And I would like to say at least you let everybody have the chance to be who they want to be. You give them the right to have a voice. We man not be a perfect country but we always try to learn from our mistakes We are strong and proud. United we stand to stand up to evil. Stronger than the river on a step slope. Free Independent Mighty Proud We speak up not just for ourselves but those who live under a shadow of tyranny, a banner of unjust, or the flags of evil. Even if we once had inequality we plan to fix that by helping those in need. Living life loud and proud forever
Standing up proudly to the storm criticism. Proudly fighting for what we believe is equality. We will give voice to the voiceless. We the people want justice for all. We dream that one day we shall tear down the wall of hate and prejudice.
You are a the melting pot of the world You are the land of fast food and hot dogs You are the guards of liberty and justice
Old Spice is the best product ever
It makes advertisements worthy of the Super Bowl everyday
Old Spice takes amazing to the amazing bowl of amazingness
Boys are transformed into manly men of manliness
Old Spice has years of sent and advertisement making under their belt
It makes worse smelling deodorants have to lower their prices to the lowest low
So spray on Old Spice and make any man who wears Old Spice proud
Without fear, danger would consume us all
Without loss, nothing would have any value
Without disagreement, nobody would be an individual
Without sadness, we wouldn’t enjoy happiness
Without stupidity, we would not recognize brilliance
Without evil, our moral compass would have no north
Without mistakes, we would learn nothing at all
Without any of these we would have no cause to live
Although we hate these they give value to life
These give us the reason to enjoy everything else
