There once was a homeless man who couldn’t do anything because he was homeless. He said to his future self, “Why you gotta be so homeless man you can’t do anything.” The homeless man responded in a mean way he said, “CARROTS.” The future homeless man was really dumb; he wasn’t even real. The homeless man was just talking to a person who wasn’t there. It was as if he was in his own world. The Future unreal homeless man was going to punish him if the homeless man said one more offensive thing.

The very next words the past homeless man said were, “you are a POTATO.” Then something horrible happened; the past homeless man was turned into a homeless man, the homeless man was in shock he told the future homeless man, “WHY!?,” and he said, “Because You Are A Taco.” And with those words the Future homeless man left the homeless man. The homeless man now that he had the powers of the homeless, he could finally be homeless in peace, but this wasn’t the end of his new homeless self. Then the future homeless man left the homeless man. The homeless man was really hungry so he started stealing from, “Bob’s Pizza,” and every time he stole cheese from Bob, Bob would say, “THATS NACHO CHEESE.” He eventually stopped because the homeless man had better things to do, and one of them was to sleep in dumpsters; he enjoyed this a lot.

He could now do activities and one of them was chase trash around stores and dumps. One day the homeless man was on a boat in the middle of the deepest part of the ocean with the biggest waves. He eventually saw a seagull and jumped off The Titanic and landed in the ocean, but the seagull wasn’t a seagull it was a shark. When the boat left he immediately had a heart attack and died. The End