I am from potatoes
That are soaked in dark happiness
I am from the green side of Greenland
Where there is smelliness
I am from a Post Office located in Hong Kong
I was born in a Garbage truck on its way to pick up a hitch hiker
My favorite thing to do is tour Burger Kings in North Arizona

When I see my friend I yell at them YOU’RE GARBAGE because of where I was born
I see garbage that is a good thing my adopted dad who never passed ninth grade said
Potatoes are my life
When I see a potato I yell CHUPACABRA because of its hairs

When I see a moldy soggy big lumpy potato in a garbage can I say, “Here’s Desert”
If you ever do see a moldy soggy big hairy potato, you should try it
It will taste chewy and delicious like moldy bananas