Dear Mr. President,
Your whole life is about to be ruined. You are about to get involved in one of the most shameful and embarrassing moments in the history of your presidency. Call off your spies at watergate. The tape on the doors won’t work. Bribing won’t work either. You will make wrong decisions. You better not record your conversations with your spies because they will turn up and be held against you. You think that this is a sneaky way to get yourself re-elected. You do not realize that when they force you to turn over the tapes that you will record, you will not want to face the shame and sorrow of the decisions you made to try to get re-elected by taking the easy way out. You will be infamous for being the only president who decided to resign. It’s your choice(choice)(choice(fading away))(choice).

You have been warned,
Delghetto