Wow! I am just 12 years old and I have the most popular theme park in America. You want to know why it is better? I will tell you. It all started out at Knots Berry Farm. I was a little bored of the same old roller coasters and I wanted to do something about it, but I couldn’t just complain. Like I said, I am only 12 yeas old. So I asked my dad to help me, and we decide to make our own theme park at the beach in Ocean Beach. But the hard part was deciding a theme and what rides, attractions, and food there should be. So we brainstormed and I come up with a sports themed amusement park.
There will be a skatepark right at the front, a football field, a baseball field, a soccer field, an ice hockey arena, basketball court, pool for swimming, diving, and water polo, lacrosse field, golf course, a running track, a spot for sailing, kayaking, and paddle boarding, a gymnastics room, and a surfing spot. There will be a few roller coasters, but not much.
We have food no other place has, like deep fried soccer balls, golf ball in a cone, and a basketball cake featuring an actual basketball. We now have the award for world’s best cotton candy and biggest size donut. We also have a pool filled with popcorn. It is pure disney magic and the new nickname is “The Happiest Place on Earth.” Tourists travel from all over the world to see my park.
Now I shall tell you the rides and attractions. There is a home run derby for baseball, penalty kickoff in soccer, a three-point contest in basketball, who’s the best goalie in hockey, and longest drive of the day in golf.
I knew that people would want more than just rides. So that is what I gave them.We have highly trained personal assistants to help you out with a workout or with any sport you want. Our hours are 9:00 am to 11:00 pm, 365 days a year. We have concession stands run by the best food-stand businesses in the world. We also have the best vendors. To sell the popcorn or the frozen lemonade, they jetpack and hang glide around the park to sell the food. We have concerts every Friday night from some of the biggest artists in the business. Our wrist bands get you into anything at my park. They cost sixty dollars. I know you think that is expensive, but there are sports fields, restaurants, an amusement park, and over forty concession stands. So it is coolest place to hang out all day. Do you want to eat at a fancy restaurant with relatives? We’ve got that. Do you want to go to the beach? We are on the beach. You want a roller coaster? We’ve got that, too. That is how cool it is. It is all sports stadiums, with magic, and all the food in the world combined in one. So why don’t you come on down and experience the magic?