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Eccentricness

by Zeke Collins

Once in Timbuktu,

There was a man covered in glue.

When he ran to a construction zone,

All they did was cover him in dough.

When he went to his home to get a red shower,

He found a time bomb that gave him an hour.

Before the time bomb blew up,

He jumped out the window and fell into a cup.

He went to a shop to get some tea,

And then he really needed to go pee.

On the street, he saw a very fast car.

After that, he leaped very far.

When he landed, he met an evil pie,

When he met him, he died.

When everyone crowded around his grave,

Fell down from the sky a bucket of glaze.

When the glaze fell, he rose from the dead,

After that, he gave everyone dread.

When he gave people dread, he was the last man on earth,

Then he went back to birth.