When i’m sick,

I look like a tick.

I bite like a dog,

I smell like a hog.

I’m as slow as a slug,

I grow a tail like a pug.

My snot is like a snail,

I look very pale.

I eat like a hare,

I oddly hate the mare.

I Don’t like to share  my teddy bear.

And I like to tare,

I like to drink soup.

I don’t shoot very good hoops.

THE END