‘Twas bedazzled , and the juicy beast
Did huff and puff in the Fashion Vally mall;
All shoes were the claim,
And the fat beast went cray.

“Beware the stiletto, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch
Beware the crocs bird, and shun
The short Shorts!”

He took his studded sword in hand:
Long time the dumb blonde foe he sought —
So rested by the twerker tree,
And stood awhile in thought

And as in dirty thought he stood,
The tiga, with eyes of flame
Came floating through the Nordstrom’s wood,
And slapping as it came!

One, two! One, two! and through and through
The neon green blade went snicker-snack!
He left it dead, and with its head
He went planking back.

“And hast thou slain the stiletto ?
Come o my arms, my shopaholic boy!
O lord’s day! PRAISE! PRAISE!
He ate in his joy.

‘Twas bedazzled , and the juicy beast
Did huff and puff in the Fashion Vally mall;
All shoes were the claim,
And the fat beast went cray.

The Jabberwocky uses many portmanteau words. A portmanteau is to words combined. The author, Lewis Carrol, even had some of his portmanteaus put into the dictionary. We wrote this poem by replacing his portmanteaus with a regular word.