by Jack Purdum
If I were president, I would do awesome stuff like make a country of peace, eat pizza, and hang out at pool parties with some people possibly you guys. I would make everything fair for everybody. Still, if you break the law you will go to jail. The country would have no pollution because, all cars would be electric. I would start a pizza, burrito, and burger place. Next door there would be a dessert place. It would have every desert ever invented. The USA would be a good country. And since dogs lives are seven times shorter than humans, they should live their dream. If they want to be a doctor they are a doctor. If they want to be a chef they are a chef. If you don’t let them live their dream you die. Dogs would love me as president, so you should to. After all, dogs are awesome