The next day, I was playing table soccer with the soldiers at my place and the blue team won. The next day the workers turned the town into a city with billboards and merchandise of myself; it was home sweet home. Later the soldiers massaged me by walking on my back, and the soldiers gave me a haircut. I put on my general suit and looked good.

That night Horatio and I were playing Guitar Hero and I beat Horatio. We paused the game and the band players stood still. Next we talked about should go on at the party in three days and about hips. The band players said, “Do we have to be here for this?” I said, “Take five, save game, forget about the hips. Here’s what you’ve got to do…you’ve gotta make sure.”

Later that night Edward came to court the princess and the princess told him to get out and Edward went to the town. He looked at everything in the town and went to Blefuscia. The Blefuscian king asked, “what do you want?” Edward said, “This beast has turned Liliput into his own kingdom and we have to rid of this beast.” The King replied, “and how will we complete such a dangerous task?” The soldiers came in with blueprints; Edward said, ” I’ve got stuff look, I’m showing you.”

Two days later the party came and I announced, “Alright, welcome to the first ever Lilli-Palooza. Let’s get this party started with a little jam I wrote. Right?” The princess asked Horatio what he’s doing tomorrow and he’s going to the ball Horatio was acting strange and the princess slapped him. Then five bells rang Horatio yelled; “five bells.” I asked five bells what does five bells mean?”

Horatio replied; “There have never been five bells.” All the people were running and Edward was controlling the robot. I said “You’ve got to be kidding me this is five bells?” Theodore said; “Edward you traitor how dare you forsaken a Lilliputian tradition!” Edward said back; “Those were the only word for thy would forsuken!” I said “the forsukingness ends here!”

Edward challenged me to duel and I accepted the robot got bigger and a tried to fight it and it gave me a wedgie I said “I surrender I surrender!” I everything I told the people about being president was a lie everyone gasped. Me and Jack Sparrow never defeated magneto I was just a guy from the mail room. Edward Shouted:” I knew it!” He demanded: ” the beast should be banished to the island where we dare not go never to return to Lilliput again. Princess said: “Jaegar please!”

Theodore, the queen, the prince, the Lilliputian guards were locked in the dungeon. I was towed on a barge to the island. I asked Edward: “Is this island where we dare not go as bad as they say it would be?” Edward responded: “It’s Delightful.” He cut the rope and sent me into the fog. I woke up on a beach and said, “No little people here thats a good sign, hello anyone here?” I came apron a giant house and said “No way!” A giant girl growled and I screamed and I was locked in a Jar.

Blefuscia took over Lilliput, the flags were switched, and the Jaegar signs were taken down, the worker said: “Lets move this rubbish!” Horatio snuck past the guards and talked to the princess and she would not listen to him.

Darcy woke up on the beach and said: “Im paralyzed from the neck down whats that crawling on me, not fire ants please don’t be fire ants.” Edward said, “I am general edward edwardian: commander of new Blefuscia! All hail New blefuscia The soldiers responded “All Hail new blefuscia!” Horatio said, “I must warn Jaegar.” Edward said, “State your name she beast.” Darcy said:”Darcy Silverman.” Edward replied: Of Manhattan, Darcy Screamed.

I woke up in a bed and went to the bathroom, I turned the sink taps and no water came out. I looked at myself in the mirror and I was wearing a dress. The house shook and the girl looked at me. I was in a giant doll house, and I was screaming. She put a bottle in my mouth, and I had pin put on my diaper. I did tea time and the bunny doll head was removed. I shouted, ” tea, time for tea, ha ha!” She put a man doll up to my face and we were kissing. Later that night I looked at a pilot toy I asked ” what kind of toy are you? Top gun Gi joe cool detail I opened the helmet and it was skeleton, and went to bed. At Lilliput Horatio pushed the boat out to sea to rescue me.

The next morning, I was looking out the window. Horatio said: “Psst, Jaegar down here Hey! stop feeling sorry for yourself and listen. Edward has taken over Lilliput and he has captured Darcy Silverman of Manhattan. He explained all the good things I did like rescuing the princess, and vanquishing the entire Blefuscian armada. So I took the parachute from the pilot and me and Horatio jumped out the window flying Horatio Shouted: this isn’t safe! I was screaming.

Later that night, I returned to Lilliput and talked to Darcy she was annoyed at me I set the king the queen and the guards free. The next morning, Edward and I rematched. If I won, Lilliput returns to it’s former glory and if I lost, the city would be demolished. I was off to a poor and start Edward started shocking me. Darcy said, “thats not fair he’s cheating.”

Horatio grappled onto the robot and went inside to pull the plug I was swung around. I started fighting back and I tackled him and jumped on him I pulled his plug the robot shut down and he lost. I won the fight everyone cheered for me. Horatio did a good deed with princess and Edward kidnapped her but the princess punched him and he was knocked out. Theodore said prepare for war the other king said no you prepare for war. But Both sides became friends and Darcy and I home happily on my boat.

The End