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The “Thing”

By Jonah Figueroa

Once there was a thing,

that loved to sing.

He saw a pie,

but he didn’t eat it because it would die.

Then he saw a pig,

that did

a little jig.

He saw some plastic,

That was acting bombastic.

Then he swam in a lake,

called lake jake.

There was an archer,

that had a ice-cream parlor.

He saw a house,

inside was a Mouse.

He saw cat,

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that Is fat.

He ate a potato,

his friend was a tomato.

He saw a pug,

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wrapped in a rug.

He saw a blower,

this poem starts over!