Neigh went the duck…it was a very confused duck. It had five eyes, eight beaks, one feather on its tail, and it neighed like a horse. This duck wasn’t just any duck. It was a messenger duck, with one of the most important messages ever. This message was for the unicorn king.

Since the duck only had one feather it could not fly so it had to walk to deliver its messages.

Unfortunately the unicorn king lived high above the planet on the biggest cloud in the sky and you had to have a golden ticket to enter the gate. The duck asked himself, “how am I going to go 4000 feet high without knowing how to fly?”.  A magical scroll appeared into thin air. The duck said to himself, quietly, in duck messenger language, “neigh, neigh, neigh, neigh” but what it really said in human language when he uncoded the message was “answer these monster’s riddles to gain the power to fly for 10 minutes.” Then the magic scroll puffed away into thin air. The duck was very confused he asked himself “monsters and riddles what monsters and riddles?”.

All of a sudden, a small mouse like creature appeared, the creature was green with one huge red eye. The mouse like creature said, “ here is my riddle”. The duck started to laugh at the top of his lungs, he sounded like a pig eating cheese. All of a sudden the mouse creature grew into a huge monstrous green mouse. The duck was shocked and scared. The mouse said, “who’s laughing now?”.

The duck had his beaks open wide with shock and said in a scared voice, “whats the riddle?”. The monster said, “what is 2 + 1?”. The duck said potato. The monster said, “lucky guess” and disappeared into thin air. The duck realized he had 30 more feathers but they were golden feathers. The wind picked up and another huge monster the size of a car appeared. It had 3 tails like whips, 3 eyes and 3 legs. The monster said, “what has 3 legs, 3 tails and 3 eyes?”. The duck answered “is it you?”. The monster got mad and disappeared into thin air. The duck had 30 more golden feathers. A loud noise started and the last monster appeared, it was the size of a mountain. The duck could not see its face, he could only see its hairy toes and hear its deep voice. The monster said, “what color are my eyes?”. The duck looked up and only saw clouds. The duck knew what to do. The duck started to fly, he hadn’t  flown in so long, ever since he lost his feathers to a dinosaur fight. The duck finally made it to the face of the monster. The monster had no eyes, it was a trick question. the duck said you have no eyes. The monster roared and vanished. The duck had 30 more feathers and a golden ticket. The duck flew up towards the unicorn king and gave him the letter that said …

Hi Bob I hope you are having a good time being king
sincerely grandma
p.s remember it’s your anniversary.

the end