“Chirp chirp” went the birds in the bright sunlight. It was 7:30 am on a warm summer day, and Dave, a huge bald 43 year old man, was building a tree house for his pet rock, Dan. Dan was a round egg shaped rock with shiny green spots on it. The rock Dan, was Dave’s best friend, they went every where together, ever since Dave found Dan in a pile of sticks and straw.

Dave took Dan home he made him food, shelter, and his own car. Ever since Dave saw Dan he knew he was in love. Dave and Dan went to the grocery store one day and someone asked him, “why do you have an egg?” Dave flipped out he said, “this is no egg! This is a rock! The best rock in the world.” He turned his head marched away, angrily with Dan.

People thought Dave was crazy because he was caring around a pet rock. Dave didn’t think he was crazy, he thought the rock was alive, and he didn’t let anything that the people said bother him. It was pretty late at night when Dave went home with Dan, so they both went to bed. Dave tucked Dan in.

Dave was thirsty so we went downstairs to get some water. When Dan was walking down the stairs he heard a shaking noise. He ran upstairs and entered Dan’s room and Dan was dead; he was cracked in half. Dave dropped down on his knees and started to cry. “NOOOOOOO!”

Dave heard some thing downstairs. He rushed downstairs to see what made that noise. Dave found a cane to defend himself. When he got downstairs he saw a giant man-eating bird. The bird was around 12 ft tall with a long neck and seven green spots. Dave was terrified. He decided to call 911 but Dave did not know what the number for 911 was. After an hour or so he gave up on calling 911. Dave peeked around the corner and there was a huge hole in his wall, the bird was gone.

Dave looked outside and the bird was on his car. he scratched his head with confusion Dave did not know what to do, so he decided to ask the bird. When the bird saw Dave it looked at him, and then…”Whoosh!” It swooped Dave up and took off into the sky. Dave dangling from his feet was screaming the whole ride until it dropped Dave safely on the ground. Getting up, wiping off the dirt on this clothes, Dave saw the sticks he found Dan in. He looked at the nest and saw more rocks that looked like Dan. Dave looked at the rocks and looked at the bird. He just realized that the bird was Dan and that Dan wasn’t a rock it was an egg. Dave was so happy that Dan was grown up now. He decided to train Dan. Dave looked at Dan and said, “Let’s train you.”

da end.