That which we call a rose by any other name would smell as sweet. As was written by Shakespeare many years ago, so shall it still retain its truth. Although my mysterious friend has many aliases, such as “Si Si Foo Foo”, he can never escape his destiny, made clear by nothing but his name. What is his destiny, you may ask? Who is he really? This elusive hero is none other than

Finnegan!

Finnegan, so handsome he had girls chasing him begging to be near him the whole time my sixth grade class was at Catalina Island! Finnegan, the beautiful, proud being with his silky orange hair and big green eyes! Finnegan, the dashing adventurer who is wonderful and brave! He can run around the entire island without breaking a sweat! He’s kind yet daring, proud yet determined and unafraid! Finnegan, unlike many men nowadays, can catch his own food. He is unreserved when it comes to the ladies, but he will not tolerate any public disgrace. He’s the perfect guy!

Oh yeah, he’s a cat.