Once there was a shark,

that liked to eat bark.

The shark was a pop tart,

who let out a fart.

He went to a party,

but had a tardy.

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He ate an apple,

then he cut a pineapple.

He felt a little zap,

then he took a nap.

He went to Trader Joes,

then met a little foe.

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He went to the fountain of youth,

then he broke his tooth.

He went to the tooth fairy,

and had some dairy.

Then he had a piece of pie,

then he died.