This cat was a bad fellow, yes he was indeed
The biggest criminal there ever was
And most likely ever will be
He could make millions just off his evil meow
He has the agility to kill a cow
Just with a single scratch
Never been caught
His reputation will stay the same.

Harpo the best criminal there ever was,
Will ever be
He has maid millions off his evil black fur
He has the agility to kill any man any time
Never been caught his reputation will stay the same.

Harpo the cat
A smug kind of cat
He’ll beat down any thug that gets in his path
This Detroit cat didn’t grow up so easily
Taking any opportunity or angle he can get
Just to make a quick buck.

This cool cat ain’t no joke
More agile than you’ve ever seen
Makes “Mcavity” look like a slob
Harpo’s a cat who is just too quick for you
Indeed this is true
Because like the wind,
He is gone.