Harpo The Cat
This cat was a bad fellow, yes he was indeed
The biggest criminal there ever was
And most likely ever will be
He could make millions just off his evil meow
He has the agility to kill a cow
Just with a single scratch
Never been caught
His reputation will stay the same.
Harpo the best criminal there ever was,
Will ever be
He has maid millions off his evil black fur
He has the agility to kill any man any time
Never been caught his reputation will stay the same.
Harpo the cat
A smug kind of cat
He’ll beat down any thug that gets in his path
This Detroit cat didn’t grow up so easily
Taking any opportunity or angle he can get
Just to make a quick buck.
This cool cat ain’t no joke
More agile than you’ve ever seen
Makes “Mcavity” look like a slob
Harpo’s a cat who is just too quick for you
Indeed this is true
Because like the wind,
He is gone.
The Road Never Taken
I came to a stop
To see two crossing paths
One had many footprints
And looked like
The typically taken road
While the other looked uneven
The smallest animal had trotted a step through this road
I decided to take the road never taken
As I took a single step into the road I saw the sun shine brighter
I then knew I had taken the right road
Until i made it all the way through
Then the only thing I saw was darkness and disparity
It was pitch black
I could not see a tree
Inches in front of me
Running into a tree and laying on the ground unconscious
I then knew to never take the road less traveled by,
The road never taken again
The Chargers Draft Pick
The Chargers need a new quarterback. Collin Klein should be our first round pick for quarterback. The Chargers can get an offensive linemen in the second round without any trouble. Collin Klein is the quarterback for Kansas State and is going pro after this bowl season. He is the best choice for the Chargers quarterback because he is up for the Heisman trophy, he can run, and he can throw. So what if he lost to Baylor.
A Living Hell
Hell
Chaos
Just two ways to describe it
A horrible time in Europe
Destruction
Violence
From west to east
The Germans went
Success to fail
Men growing pale
Germans
Austria-Hungarians
Italians
Stand tall or fall
Russians
French
British
Stand tall or fall
The spark of two bullets
Started it all
My First
A sunny Saturday morning
My cat Ashby meowing
Birds chirping
Seconds away from eating my first
My first egg sandwich
My dad put the sandwich slowly onto my plate
Contemplating what it might taste like,
Will it be good,
Will it be bad,
Who really knows
I then reached for my sandwich
As my mom,
My dad,
My sister,
All watched in anticipation
I brought the egg sandwich up to my mouth
Then paused
To see the fluffy scrambled eggs
The soft Con Pane bun
The crispy, sizzling bacon
And the thin slice of American cheese
Then I took the bite
That sent my taste buds to heaven
Ozark Cavefish
The Very First Flamethrower Ever!
Have you ever wondered where the flamethrower came from? The flamethrower in World War One was mainly used and invented by the Germans. The inventor was a German engineer named Richard Fielder In 1901. It was used to burn down their enemies, including the French and the British, and their buildings. The flamethrower wasn’t the most effective weapon in World War One, but still it was a first in World War One.
Jose Marti Obituary
New York Times
World News
José Martí 1853-1895
José Martí was born January 28, 1853 in Havana, Cuba. His parents were Marriano Marti Nvarro and Leonor Perez Cabrera. His mother was a teacher who allowed José to go to high school. He was the oldest brother of seven sisters.
José’s professions were poetry and writing articles for a newspaper in Cuba. He was banned to Spain because of writing about freeing Cuba from Spain in his articles at age 16. He earned a master’s degree and a law degree in his studies in Spain.
Later in his life he was a politician in Cuba and his saying was “Cuba Libre” (Free Cuba). As a politician in Cuba, he was trying to free Cuba from Spain. He died in war, May 19, 1985, at age 42 in Dos Rios. Seven years later Cuba finally got their independence from Spain with the help of the U.S.
Inside this issue
Walrus knocks over statue 2
FLU OUTBREAK 3
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