I say to my future self

Stay off the beer

Don’t do drugs

Stay in school

Don’t be a fool

Don’t drink and drive

Don’t stick your head in a hive

Don’t play with fire

Don’t become a gun for hire

Don’t backsass your mom

Don’t set off a bomb

Don’t poop in your pants

Don’t eat poisonous ants

Don’t eat yellow snow

Don’t smoke that blow

Don’t pull a prank

Don’t get shot by a tank

Don’t eat junk

Don’t be a punk