Mrs.Hawkins at Vons

By: Tatym Shinkle

Long ago(as in 5 min. ago,) in a land far, far away, Mrs. Hawkins was walking through Vons. She needed some paper towels but, they didn’t have the one she wanted. Then she told the clerk and said” Your store does not have the Paper towels I WANT!” The clerk said” Sorry, ma’am that we don’t have the one you like, how b’out we try 1 pile instead of 2 pile?” Mrs. Hawkins said” fine, huff” So then she went to get some pasta. They did not have the one she wanted. So, she called clerk and the clerk said” Is anything wrong?” Yes, something is wrong!” said Mrs. Hawkins. Your store does not have the pasta I want!       Ma’am I don’t think you need to be so mean about it.How b’out you try angel hair instead of penne?  I want penn a because my family does not like angel hair they like penne! Then try  spaghetti pasta it’s delicious! Fine, I’ll take spaghettie. N it’s time to check out. All the lines getieare so long.I can’t wait. So I will go in the self check. WOW, only $10.00! I saved $10.00

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