Once upon a time there was a witch who lived in a house built of candy. One day there was a man with the last name of Midas walking through the forest when he came upon the cottage, being very hungry he tried to brake a piece of the candy off. Midas had forgotten that he had the Midas touched and so as soon as he touched it the whole thing turned to gold.

The witch noticing that she no longer had a candy house, came outside and started ranting and raving at Midas. While they were bickering, Hansel and Gretal peeked out of the door. Seeing all the wealth to be gained they grabbed a piece of gold each and went to the nearest town and bought a sausage cart because sausages were their favorite sought of food.

After a while Hansel and Gretal made enough money to go and imprison Midas and the witch, who conveniently, were still arguing. Hansel and Gretal put the bickering pair in bars next to their sausage stand, which served as good live entertainment. Soon Hansel and Gret
were the richest people in the Country. People came from far and wide to eat at the sausage stand. Hansel and Gretal lived happily ever after.

THE END