The 3 Ninja Fighters         by Will Tobias                                                                                                                                                                                                           Once upon a time in old China Jim Hawkins and Billy Bones rented a big houses with t.v.s and king sized water beds in every room next to the emperors palace, the truth is the emperor gave them the house. One day the emperor had invited Jim Hawkins and Billy Bones to his mountain sized palace. As they drank tea and ate tacos they started arguing “Chuck Norris is better”! yelled Jim and Billy. “Bruce lee”! screamed the emperor. The emperor got so mad that he sent 5,000 ninjas to get them. Billy and Jim ran. But instead of hiding in their house they hid in an alley.   As they were planning they heard footsteps, thinking it was a ninja they hid in the nearest dumpster but when they looked it was Chuck Norris himself! They gasped and came out covered in trash and bad smells. He saw them and walked over. He talked about what just happened . They then confronted the 5,000 ninjas. After a day long battle Chuck Norris, Jim , and Billy were the only ones left they were partying but then Bruce Lee came. They got ready to fight but Bruce Lee sent 2 ninjas after Jim and Billy while he was gunning for Chuck Norris.   The fight went for 3 days  with a pizza break . At the end Bruce Lee was in jail. After the fight Billy fainted and dreamed he was swimming in rainbows. When he woke up he heard the word “pizza”! It was Jim and Chuck Norris waiting to eat with him.