Inspired by American Gothic

The lady

on the left half of the picture

staring directly at

the mans neck

he stands

shoulder in front of her

unaware that his wife is a vampire

still, he holds his Melon-spearing fork

in front of him

protecting his house and wife behind

from the packing peanuts of doom

he isn’t worried

even if he knew his wife was a vampire

it won’t matter because

this is his final stand

he won’t let and packing peanuts by without a fight

unfortunately, his wife is getting hungry

she will eat him

unless he finds out

That she is wearing

SPF 1000000