Me: What’s your name
Toddler: Le-LeOnardo Mendez
Me: Where do you live?
Toddler: I live on Earth
Me: No, WHERE do you live; where do you sleep and eat?
Toddler: In my house.. With you.. And mommy and daddy and Andresito, and Natalia
Me: Where are you from?
Toddler: Umm.. I doh no..
Me: What do you mean you don’t know? Where are you from? Where did you come from?
Toddler: *looks confused* Planet Earth? I already told you!
Me: San Diego. Your from San Diego. Repeat after me San-d-e-go
Toddler: No my names not Diego, that’s my friends name! My name is Leonardo Mendez and I’m 3 and I go to school and I’m building a robot with my Legos and I want juice
Me: What do you want to do when your a big boy?
Toddler: I duo no? I’m 3 *hold up four fingers* I just want to play with my Legos
Me: Where do you want to go when your a big boy?
Toddler: Umm.. To Chuck E. Cheese and the playground and school and outside and to the movies and eat lots of popcorn and soda too *doing the potty dance* but right now I want to go to the bathroom