The next day, I was playing table soccer with the soldiers at my place and the blue team won. The next day the workers turned the town into a city with billboards and merchandise of myself; it was home sweet home. Later the soldiers massaged me by walking on my back, and the soldiers gave me a haircut. I put on my general suit and looked good.

That night Horatio and I were playing Guitar Hero and I beat Horatio. We paused the game and the band players stood still. Next we talked about should go on at the party in three days and about hips. The band players said, “Do we have to be here for this?” I said, “Take five, save game, forget about the hips. Here’s what you’ve got to do…you’ve gotta make sure.”

Later that night Edward came to court the princess and the princess told him to get out and Edward went to the town. He looked at everything in the town and went to Blefuscia. The Blefuscian king asked, “what do you want?” Edward said, “This beast has turned Liliput into his own kingdom and we have to rid of this beast.” The King replied, “and how will we complete such a dangerous task?” The soldiers came in with blueprints; Edward said, ” I’ve got stuff look, I’m showing you.”

Two days later the party came and I announced, “Alright, welcome to the first ever Lilli-Palooza. Let’s get this party started with a little jam I wrote. Right?” The princess asked Horatio what he’s doing tomorrow and he’s going to the ball Horatio was acting strange and the princess slapped him. Then five bells rang Horatio yelled; “five bells.” I asked five bells what does five bells mean?”

Horatio replied; “There have never been five bells.” All the people were running and Edward was controlling the robot. I said “You’ve got to be kidding me this is five bells?” Theodore said; “Edward you traitor how dare you forsaken a Lilliputian tradition!” Edward said back; “Those were the only word for thy would forsuken!” I said “the forsukingness ends here!”

Edward challenged me to duel and I accepted the robot got bigger and a tried to fight it and it gave me a wedgie I said “I surrender I surrender!” I everything I told the people about being president was a lie everyone gasped. Me and Jack Sparrow never defeated magneto I was just a guy from the mail room. Edward Shouted:” I knew it!” He demanded: ” the beast should be banished to the island where we dare not go never to return to Lilliput again. Princess said: “Jaegar please!”

Theodore, the queen, the prince, the Lilliputian guards were locked in the dungeon. I was towed on a barge to the island. I asked Edward: “Is this island where we dare not go as bad as they say it would be?” Edward responded: “It’s Delightful.” He cut the rope and sent me into the fog. I woke up on a beach and said, “No little people here thats a good sign, hello anyone here?” I came apron a giant house and said “No way!” A giant girl growled and I screamed and I was locked in a Jar.

Blefuscia took over Lilliput, the flags were switched, and the Jaegar signs were taken down, the worker said: “Lets move this rubbish!” Horatio snuck past the guards and talked to the princess and she would not listen to him.

Darcy woke up on the beach and said: “Im paralyzed from the neck down whats that crawling on me, not fire ants please don’t be fire ants.” Edward said, “I am general edward edwardian: commander of new Blefuscia! All hail New blefuscia The soldiers responded “All Hail new blefuscia!” Horatio said, “I must warn Jaegar.” Edward said, “State your name she beast.” Darcy said:”Darcy Silverman.” Edward replied: Of Manhattan, Darcy Screamed.

I woke up in a bed and went to the bathroom, I turned the sink taps and no water came out. I looked at myself in the mirror and I was wearing a dress. The house shook and the girl looked at me. I was in a giant doll house, and I was screaming. She put a bottle in my mouth, and I had pin put on my diaper. I did tea time and the bunny doll head was removed. I shouted, ” tea, time for tea, ha ha!” She put a man doll up to my face and we were kissing. Later that night I looked at a pilot toy I asked ” what kind of toy are you? Top gun Gi joe cool detail I opened the helmet and it was skeleton, and went to bed. At Lilliput Horatio pushed the boat out to sea to rescue me.

The next morning, I was looking out the window. Horatio said: “Psst, Jaegar down here Hey! stop feeling sorry for yourself and listen. Edward has taken over Lilliput and he has captured Darcy Silverman of Manhattan. He explained all the good things I did like rescuing the princess, and vanquishing the entire Blefuscian armada. So I took the parachute from the pilot and me and Horatio jumped out the window flying Horatio Shouted: this isn’t safe! I was screaming.

Later that night, I returned to Lilliput and talked to Darcy she was annoyed at me I set the king the queen and the guards free. The next morning, Edward and I rematched. If I won, Lilliput returns to it’s former glory and if I lost, the city would be demolished. I was off to a poor and start Edward started shocking me. Darcy said, “thats not fair he’s cheating.”

Horatio grappled onto the robot and went inside to pull the plug I was swung around. I started fighting back and I tackled him and jumped on him I pulled his plug the robot shut down and he lost. I won the fight everyone cheered for me. Horatio did a good deed with princess and Edward kidnapped her but the princess punched him and he was knocked out. Theodore said prepare for war the other king said no you prepare for war. But Both sides became friends and Darcy and I home happily on my boat.

The End

What I thought of the movie, Animal Farm, is that it contains less detail from the book. The book gives more story and amuses readers.  The movie ending did not show the rest of the book and Molly only made one appearance. The book ending was exciting from my perspective as in which they celebrated. The movie ending just show them fighting which doesn’t make it pleasing. The battle in the movie was tense compare to the book it wasn’t fun. The death of old Major is just as tragic as in both versions. For a animal fan I would say the book would be better than the movie because the book contains a lot more action.

There was a man whose name was Joe who was a normal guy. He worked at a construction site in Pittsburgh. He fell in a hole after work and found a strange item which was a grey lit up tombstone that said “R.I.P Jameson 1869- 1975”. A voice said, “Touch the piece”, and when he touched it, he passed out. He woke up three hours later in a tool shed. While he was passed out, he dreamed about how Jameson died. He was excited about a new adventure. He purchased a map of the city and retraced Jameson’s footsteps. He found that Jameson had gone to a local bar where he met two friends. Two hours later he made his way home.

What happened next was a mystery that he had to figure out. When he went to his home he found a note that he left on his desk. It said, “Please take this gun, its now in your hands use it, and you will stop Lord Spencer who is the leader of the robot army, Jameson”. So Joe took the gun and started making his way on his journey. He started to follow the path to lord Spencer’s lair. His throne room is on the infinitieth floor which was all the way at the top in space. It had to take three days to get to his lair so the first night Joe camped out. The next two days Joe got a bike and started riding it. Once he got to the tower he had to take the elevator up to the top.There was an evil army of robots ready to attack. He got his gun ready.

Joe got there and took the first shot and the robots started sparking and blowing up. He found Lord Spencer, he had the heart of Jameson. He fought Spencer bravely. When Spencer died, the heart was placed in the savior’s hand and Joe returned it to Jameson’s grave. Then fireworks came out of the ground and Jameson was revived. Jameson said, “Thank you Joe for saving me and stopping Lord Spencer. You revived me and saved my life.” Afterward, the two went to celebrate at Jameson’s house.

Joe had succeeded in his duty of reviving him. The two had a BBQ for their celebration of the mission. Jameson told a tale about his past saying that he had battling Spencer for years, and how he never gave up. Joe was amused by his story and how he never gave up on his journey. The two would be in partnership for years. The End

Horatio and I were walking in the village together talking about my princess Darcy. I wanted to teach Horatio some grade A courting techniques. I agreed to teach him the courting techniques if he beat me home, but he was not ready to race me. So I taught him how to do the techniques anyway and we went to the castle to try them on the princess. I told Horatio to say, “oh princess where for art thou princess”. I fed Horatio lines about courting such as, “weather tis nobler to be together”. It worked; she was wooed by the words and fell in love with Horatio. I was hiding behind the castle wall so the princess wouldn’t see me. Horatio and I went back to my house and we celebrated. I felt proud for helping Horatio.

Next, General Edward came into the castle to court the princess. He sat down next to the princess and talked to her trying to woo her. “I caught a hawk today,” Edward said to her, trying to impress her. She was not interested in what he had to say. Then, Edward had to go stop the town’s pillagers and walked away.

Later that night the soldiers found my boat that was badly damaged. Edward came to tell me about my boat so I got dressed to see what happened. I walked down to the beach, I saw my boat, and asked if the workers were able to fix it. Meanwhile, walking on the beach, I found a message in a bottle. There were 12 messages all from Darcy (who was my girlfriend in New York).

The first message said, “Hey Jaegar, it’s me it’s Darcy. I just realized your writing came straight out of Frommers. I checked and it did, write me as soon as you get this”. I had previously written an article about Oceania that was published in Frommers. I felt proud of what I had written and I’m glad she saw it.

The next message said, “Hey Lemuel (my nickname), it’s Darcy. I’ve totally forgiven you. Oh wait, no, I haven’t. Now I have to get seasick on a boat to cover your butt. Thanks for this, and if you can’t tell that thanks was sarcastic”.

The last message said, “Darcy again, I can’t believe you lied to me. I trusted you. Wherever you’re hiding stay there. I never want to hear from you again”. I felt sad for myself after I read her messages. I never should have written those articles.

Edward told me he’ll have the ship ready by weeks end and he found blueprints for a robot. Later that night I was sitting outside the castle forlorn after receiving Darcy’s last letter realizing I’d never see her again. The princess asked why I was forlorn, and I told her I wasn’t. So she asked if I missed my princess and the millennium falcon (my car in New York). I told her that vice president Yoda could run things while I’m gone.

The next morning Edward confronted the king, “Noble and valiant king Theodore I trusteth not this beast and furthermore he shall not be welcome here”. Next, the king said, ” I most humbly disagreeth and why must we go on with these “eth’s”. Edward shouted, “speaking eth is a lilliputian tradition” then the King said, “whoa, inside castle voice please!” Edward said, ” forgive meth forgive me”. King said to Edward, “maybe a little time off for you and others would be the right thing except for one person”. Edward asked the king, “who would that be?”

The next day at sunrise the workers finished building a gateway. King theodore introduced a general as he proclaimed, “Our new general Jaegar!” I said, “I hope to be working with you vice general Edward.” Later at noon Edward was walking through the village saying to himself, “vice general… vice, I’ve never been the vice of anything , I can’t take orders from that gargantuan fool, I’d rather take orders from a woman.” Edward told two guards, “you are relieved”. One of them responded, “thank you vice general Edward”. He went to the control room and said, “all right Jaegar help protect us against war”. In a burst of energy he turned off all of the defense systems.

The blefucian general said, “They have turned off their defense system, alert the king and prepare the armada!” A soldier whimpered when a stampede of cannon balls came flying down. Edward said, ” Oh no, our defense system has failed, how will we ever get to our ships on time? “Careful, mind yourselves, oh what a mess!” The Blefucian general shouted. “They are defenseless, cease fire and ready the troops!” Horatio came running into my living room saying, “Jaegar the blefucians are attacking!” I responded, “Are you sure?” Horatio replied, “Yes we need you you’re our general.” I put down my bowl of oatmeal and went to see what happened.

The king saw what was going on and said, “good lord it’s the entire armada”! I came out and the soldiers told me to vanquish the armada and went to stop them. The king came out of his cabin and said, “why have we stopped”? They start to fire at me and cannonballs started to deflect and damaged the ships the general died I pulled all the ships and I stopped them.

To be continued…